An Open Letter To The Guy Who Opened His Car Door Into Oncoming Traffic

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Dear Mr. I Don’t Know How To Open A Car Door In Traffic Stooge,

I have a confession to make. I didn’t like you from the moment I saw you in your skinny jeans, with your manicured beard, carrying your bouquet of flowers, as you walked out of the barbershop towards your car.